If you wish to overcome your fear of beer, indulge your need for mead or even get a cider inside yer then here is the answer. Total wish fulfillment for anyone who wants to raise a huge tankard of something sloshy. It is satisfyingly weighty with a big fat handle, just perfect for swinging your foamy brew to and fro whilst singing hearty songs about leaving your bonny lass for the sea, or foreign climes or the girl next door’s mum. Featuring an accurate stereotypical depiction of its owner so that they can be easily reunited if one’s memory should be temporarily impaired, the tankard comes decorated with either a bear with a bevy, a gorilla in the midst or a hedgehog with a hangover. Disclaimer: Rume in no way endorses the unnecessary consumption of alcoholic beverages and would like to point out the huge soporific potential of Jimbob Tankards when bearing inconceivable quantities of horlicks or hot chocolate.